really had no idea what should be put as the title~~

1. (This shockingly happens in real life...)

Real story happens in Dylan's TA class~

The undergraduate assignment said, "Expand (a+b)^n", which is a much simple maths problem. Following is some kid's answer:

(a+b)^n

=(a + b)^n

=(a  +  b)^n

=(a   +   b)^n

=(a    +    b)^n

...etcetera.

Nicely making things up is not too bad, is it?

 

2. 人物：甲，乙，丙

    事件：讨论请假回家理由的问题

甲：我要回家，咋跟老板说阿？

乙：你就说，要和女朋友结婚。

甲：嗯。。可也不能老用阿，下次咋办？老板给钱让你干活，总不好跑得太频繁。

乙：嗯，那你就说和老婆离婚。

甲：那再下次呢？

乙：和新女朋友结婚。

甲：那也只够用三年的。不能总结婚啊。。。

丙：那就说前妻生孩子！

甲和乙：（同-_-）

 

3. It's a joke about Indian names, from a talk show by a famous Indian actor in Toronto.（少儿不宜，小孩们自觉）

(It's short, roughly as follows.)

"In general, Indian names are spelled like English, but pronounced differently. But north-american people don't care that much. One example is 'Suckdeep', you know. 'Hi! Nice to meet you! My name is Suckdeep.' I also know another person whose name is 'Harddick'. You know what, why don't Suckdeep and Harddick become good friends??"

Something else, like "We're Indian. We are not terrorists." He looks like terrorist though~